I have mono.
What the hell is with that, huh? I thought mono was a disease for high school students. I mean, I'm almost... well, I'm too old to be getting mono, that's for sure. This is ridiculous.
But it's true. The test came back positive and all the symptoms line up. Ugh.
I want to whine but I'll spare you. Smittygirl... she may not be so lucky (although she is so far lucky enough not to have mono--or at any rate her test was negative).
Every cloud has a silver lining, though: I'm totally using this as an excuse for cutting out of work early.