Due to the bad taste of the Aquafina water, please discard and do not drink it. This water will no longer be distributed to the water bins throughout the camp and will be replaced with another brand. Do not be alarmed as there are no safety concerns, only the foul taste.
Any questions you may have can be directed to N4 at xxx-xxxx.
CDR "Bob Roberts"
N-4 Camp Lemonier
N-4 is the supply division on base.
See, and you thought I was crazy, talking about water all the time.