It being my computer. Yaay!
They didn't fix it. They suck!
Bastards. I'm not going to into it as it makes me furious. And they won't even pay to fix the screen if it breaks because they'll claim it broke because I didn't repair the hinges. Which is technically true but also devious to the point that if I could I'd drive by their little office building wherever it is with a truck full of high-powered explosives and really give them a fright. Then after I returned the truck and disposed of the explosives I'd fly overhead and drop a bomb on them. Ha! Ha ha! Suck it and die, Service Net, you heap of double-smoked butt-jerky!
Anyway, so now I need to figure out a way to solder these hinges back together as a temporary fix. I won't be able to close the lid any more after I do that because the hinges themselves are stuck tight, but at least I'll be able to use it like a normal laptop. Any other suggestions would be appreciated. I think I can even post some pictures, hold on...