25 March 2006

How Krazy is Krazy Kat?

She's stopped talking to her advisers, who are leaving her campaign in droves.

She's stopped talking to Florida media, preferring to make all her announcements on national cable news shows.

She announced plans to put "everything on the line" in her campaign, her entire inheritence from her father... except it turned out later she didn't actually have access to any of her father's money yet.

She's started quoting scripture on television.

She now says that "she's doing God's work" with her campaign (I wonder if the Almighty is pleased).

Now is word that she's finding new campaign staffers, because she wants to find people who are "really committed" to her. (This is the same, and only, critera George Bush uses to pick his staffers.)

Normally I don't make light of other peoples' religious views unless they're Scientologists, so I don't want this comment to seem that way, but... Harris seems to be putting a lot of stock--no, sorry, all her stock--in the notion that while it may seem impossible for us to see Krazy Kat winning this Senate race, she's doing "God's work" in the campaign and God doesn't see it as impossible.

But I wonder: does God want an unstable lunatic in the U.S. Senate? I'm just spitballing here, but maybe part of the reason Krazy Kat's campaign is doing so poorly is because, you know, God's already had a hand in things?

1 comment:

Lucky Bob said...

If she has a victory party I suggest no one drink the coolaid. Just a word of advice.